Chip's Birthday Wishlist

Here are some things that would be nice for my birthday (so far):
>NEC 2500A 8X Internal EIDE DVD+/-R/RW Drive
>USB/Firewire Combo PCI Card
>Fly Fishing Rod
>Fishing Lures (no preference - surprise me)
>Hand Screwdriver Set
>Milwaukee Tool Box (will be used as computer/network equipment toolkit)
>Coax & Ethernet Cable Tester
>Coffee (prefer Tobacco USA or Starbucks only please)
>Bottle of Wine (surprise me)
>Floppy Diskettes
>PC Air Cleaner
>TDK DVD-R 2x Speed Blank Media (MUST have TDK and 2x Only)
>DVD~Preorder of Star Wars Trilogy WIDESCREEN (Due out September 21)
>DVD~Back to the Future Trilogy WIDESCREEN
>Jumper Cables
>Book~Encyclopedia Brown: Boy Detective (for reading to "Microchip")
>Book~Google Hacks
>Book~Novell's Introduction to Networking
>Book~Guide to Novell 6 Administration
>Book~Novell Netware 6 and 6.5 CNA Exam Cram
>Book~Running Linux, 4th Edition
>Book~Linux Pocket Guide
>Belts~Black;Size 42
>Belts~Brown;Size 42
>Socks~Solid Brown/Thick for Everyday Wear
>Work Gloves for Yard & Home Repair Work
>iTunes Gift Card (can be purchased at Target or online at Apple)
>Blank CD-R Media
>Cigars~try Tobacco USA or JR Cigars
>Compactflash Memory for Digital Camera (64MB would be great;128MB would be wonderful)
>Pocket Watch~Field & Stream
>Black Google T-Shirt;X-Large
>Blogger Hooded Sweatshirt;X-Large
>Google Jacket;X-Large
>Google Black Polo Shirt; X-Large
>Apple "Think Different" Calculator
>Apple Small Pocket Knife
>Apple Ballpoint Pen (White please - to match my iBook)
>Apple Post-it Notes
>Apple Coffee Cup

C.